Healthcare problem solved in five simple steps…

December 16, 2009

There are many joys to self-employment. No boss. No commute. No deadlines (other than the ones that are self-imposed). I’m there to put my kids on the bus in the morning, and I walk them home in the afternoon. I make my own schedule, and come and go as I please. I usually go to work in jeans, and have been known to enjoy a late afternoon beer at my desk. That’s how I roll…

jack-the-shiningSure, there are some downsides to working for yourself. The company picnic isn’t much fun. I have to remember to pay quarterly estimated taxes. And since I work from home, I have a tendency to go absolutely batshit crazy during these long New England winters. Come February, I begin to feel a bit like Jack in The Shining. My wife has been known to hide the rope and bullets.

But of course, one of the biggest drawbacks to working for yourself is that the health benefits blow. I have one of those high-deductible plans ($5,600/year) to keep the monthly premiums low. This means I’m out of pocket for everything until that point (with premiums, we’re talking about $8,000-$9,000 per year, give or take an ER visit).

Sick visits, check-ups, vaccines… all mine. My wife’s annual physical with all her girlie tests and bloodwork usually runs me $600-$800. My six-year old son gets frequent ear aches. A recent visit to the ear doctor: $350. Prescription nasal spray: $97. Waiting an hour and a half to see a doctor so he could tell me something I already knew: priceless.

Well, boo-hoo for me, right? But since I’ve never had a “real job,” I don’t know otherwise. It goes with the territory.  Considering more than 45 million people are uninsured in the U.S. right now, I’m just glad I have health insurance and can afford to pay the ridiculous premiums that give me nothing in return. Hopefully, they’ll be there for me if I ever really need them.

To be honest with you, I find all this talk of socialized or nationalized health care so amusing. In a recent World Health Organization health-care ranking, France came in first, while the U.S. rocked it in 37th (but at least we’re not lowly Cuba, waaay down in 39th place). While this news at first helped to rally support for healthcare overhaul, it is unlikely our system and shameful ranking will improve much any time soon – for two main reasons:

1. The United States is broke(n). We borrow money from China and other countries just so we can stay afloat and keep fighting two wars that can never be won. The only way to pay for it is by borrowing more, cutting existing services, and increasing taxes. Ugh.

2. People, especially Big Business, hate change. There are too many powerful people who like things just the way they are: insurance companies, pharmaceutical companies, politicians. For big business, change = risk, and risk is bad. This has nothing to do with what’s best for the American people. It simply is the way of things.

While I may seem cynical or pessimistic, I’m really more of a realist. I’m simply not counting on the yo-yo’s in Washington to make my problems (e.g., costly healthcare) disappear. And neither should you. That’s why I went ahead and created my own healthcare reform plan to help any of my fellow Americans who may be sitting around on the couch, munching on Doritos, waiting for the government to save the day… New and Improved Universal Health Plan - Guaranteed to Work!So while you can’t change the health care system, you can do things to greatly improve the quality and quantity of your years. Be proactive. Don’t wait for illness to take over your life. I know it sounds overly simple and trite, but try to stay healthy. Read about proper diet and lifestyle habits from highly regarded experts such as Dr. Andrew Weil. Start an exercise regimen. A healthy, fit body is better at fighting off disease than one that is sedentary and regularly stuffed with junk food. Poor choices cause more health problems than anything else.

Just remember: No one is coming to the rescue.

It’s up to you…

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KarenNo Gravatar December 16, 2009 at 10:27 pm

Love your article!! Too funny! I love the way you cut through all the crap. Just watched the movie Food Inc. which was upsetting but very well done. Our nation would be a lot healthier if everyone watched this movie and demanded better quality food. It’s time to wake up and take responsibility for our lives and our health. I agree that no one is coming to our rescue. People need to stop eating all the processed crap at the supermarkets and choose wisely. Cheap food, especially meat, is cheap for a reason!

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JoeNo Gravatar December 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm

Karen – thanks for your comments. I also saw Food, Inc. – enlightening, yet woefully depressing at the same time. It’s unbelievable how much control a handful of companies have over our entire “food” supply.

> Our nation would be a lot healthier if everyone watched this movie and demanded better quality food.

True. However, in addition to not being able to afford better quality food, those who would best be served probably wouldn’t be interested in this movie in the first place.

But at least it’s a start…

-joe

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BetNo Gravatar December 16, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Missing on your list of 5: stop smoking (easier said than done of course).

Does this mean I have to stop eating Ben & Jerry’s for breakfast?

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JoeNo Gravatar December 16, 2009 at 11:11 pm

I think smoking, and any other kind of addiction that gets you shitty results would fall under #4 – “Wake up – take responsibility for your destiny.”

> Does this mean I have to stop eating Ben & Jerry’s for breakfast?

Not if it’s Cherry Garcia : )

-joe

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BetNo Gravatar December 17, 2009 at 5:57 pm

I just found out a colonoscopy costs $4000 if you don’t have health insurance. YIKES! I pay ZERO because my spouse is a government employee…. guess I’ll stick with him.

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